“Bro, I told you that costume was meant for a chick so don’t come here complaining that once it was on your ass started growing and you got some nice little titties”
“*HNNNG* *pant* I think it’s happening again!”
“Let me feel…aw yeah your butt is still plumping up real nice but you seem to have got a little cock, don’t worry”
“GET IT OFF ME!”
“Aw I don’t know *unbuckle* *zip* your ass has got me sorta horny”
“*pant* *pant* me too, get this costume off so you can own my ass, bro”