Changing Pod

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When the great shift put you in your new body, you weren’t unhappy, you just thought some things could be a bit different.

Which is what had led you to the “Changing Centre”. They promised a whole new body by the end of the process. They’d been around a couple of years, and generally had positive reviews

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You eyed the mysterious egg-shaped pod, and finally stepped in. It was a fairly simple area, a few dials, switches and wires on the wall, and in front a giant display monitor. It read:

NEW BODY, YOUR CHOICES

TAP TO BEGIN, OR SELECT “RANDOM”

Changes to body and face will occur with every choice

And then in smaller text underneath

Due to the legislation passed yesterday, under Act 1, Paragraph 3 of the BODY  POSITIVITY ACT, we are legally required to include extra side effects to each choice. These can be physical or mental.

The last bit worried you. You’d heard about the BPA, but didn’t realise it had passed so quickly. You stare at the display, and:

1. You hit the start button

2. You hit the random button

3. You panic and begin trying to get out, kicking the panels, and hitting buttons constantly

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