As mentioned, here we go. Hope you like it
So it turns out getting far too drunk and yelling misogynistic things at the local bar did have consequences.
It was 7 in the morning, you were staggeringly hungover, and most importantly one of the women you were yelling at turned out to be a witch. She hadn’t taken kindly to some of your… ideas… and had taken it upon herself to teach you a lesson about women.
It was hard for ideas to get through in your foggy brained state, but you got the general idea. She’d turned you into a woman, had left you in her kitchen pointing at her food and saying something mysterious about how it’ll be a “life changing decision”
Still half convinced it was all a dream, you eye up the selection on the kitchen table, and reach for: